My grandma bought a motorbike She’s only eighty eight She wanted to try it out Before it gets too late We didn’t mind the motorbike But the leathers had us in stitches She wanted to do it right But the logo was “ hells bitches”!
Then she went and formed a gang The average age was eighty two They would rev the bikes outside the pub It was closer to the loo They had this particular game Took young men by surprise When they got a well placed Zimmer frame Straight between the eyes
One motorbike had a wheel chair Strapped to the side 93 year old mad Beryl sat in there Along for the ride She was the moll of Bertie Titus Who at the age of seventy two Despite his advance arthritis Was the youngest of the crew
Then their was evil Ant We thought was grannies guy He had a droopy seventies moustache And an eyepatch over one eye He has a talking parrot as a pet And a peg leg too He reminds me of someone maybe I’ve met I just can’t think who..
The neighbourhood sadly reports It wasn’t for the best Seeing grannie in her tight leather shorts And a low cut vest They complained to the authorities The chief constable as well Who made it the police priorities To round up this gang from hell
The police went to break up the gang They didn’t expect a chase The octogenarian’s decided to go out with a bang And chose to have a race Around the block the bikes shot away A race not for the scared or the meek The winner finished later that day The rest slightly later that week
The policemen decided to take chase And as a last resort They didn’t bother with the car It was easier to walk All were captured and locked away In the old folks home So now they know that crime don’t pay As much as bingo in the hippodrome
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